never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
being pregnant is like rehab
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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