why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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