Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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