i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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