So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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