K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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