Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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