Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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