I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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