White coat. Heels.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Text me some of your sweat
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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