I just saw a hot homeless man
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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