C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i think im in europe. pls send help
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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