i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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