You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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