Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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