Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
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