I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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