come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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