In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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