"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
false alarm. still invincible.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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