I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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