Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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