Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The power of my boobs compel you
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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