I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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