Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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