problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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