Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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