My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.