I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.