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some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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(513): some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page http://tfl.nu/1sgh

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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?

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(847): so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed? http://tfl.nu/gsu7

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(858): View more from California

batman tramp stamp. Dibs.

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(858): batman tramp stamp. Dibs. http://tfl.nu/38kl

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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer

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(502): I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer http://tfl.nu/cllh

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(727): View more from Florida

I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?

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(727): I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what? http://tfl.nu/li5i

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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

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(407): just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic? http://tfl.nu/xncy

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(937): View more from Ohio

someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.

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(937): someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome. http://tfl.nu/42y4

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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.

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(785): Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible. http://tfl.nu/7cn6

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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.

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(847): Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed. http://tfl.nu/o4oh

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!

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(901): Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train! http://tfl.nu/ural

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(510): View more from California

I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard

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Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.

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(510): I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard (1-510): Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening. http://tfl.nu/lvw9

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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?

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(405): All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask? http://tfl.nu/wsyz

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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.

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(248): No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut. http://tfl.nu/0bwj

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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.

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(714): Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends. http://tfl.nu/ft9d

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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.

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(402): Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment. http://tfl.nu/ippi

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