Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex