Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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