Porn is love you can see.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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