It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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