That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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