i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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