But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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