i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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