i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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