she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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