therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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