it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
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Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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