Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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