its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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