those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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