you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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