love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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