with your own penis?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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