i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
