At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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