He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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