how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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