I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
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I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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