did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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