He kissed a someone with a penis
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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