Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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