You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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