ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I smell stomach acid.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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