Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
